Philosophies with Awkward Moments

Picture it. You're drunk in a room. You want to do something. Maybe talk smartly! Wouldn't that be awesome? So you decide to have a few drinks, and try to open your mouth and say something. What happens to you?

If you're anything like me, you either sound really creepy or like the worst pervert to ever walk the planet. It doesn't even have to be a pervy conversation, and here you are running your mouth without thinking, and BOOM! Creepy pervert alert! It can be hilarious, but yet if someone doesn't know you well enough you better watch yourself.

So here's the way to strategize for that. There are two very effective ways, I've found, to keep from being the creepy one if you've been drinking just a teeny weeny little bit. Like I have.

1. Stay the fuck away from facebook. Yes, I said it. Many a people in the world have been blocked from others because they decided it would be a great idea to go get drunk and facebook message someone. Whether it was someone they didn't know that well or someone they've known a long time but decided they weren't in the best of terms. Either way, the results weren't as pretty as people would like it to be.

2. Monitor your drinks when you're around someone new. Meaning, don't get drunk with them, especially if you know how you're like when you're drunk. If you are that guy that gets creepy when you drink, you better just keep a buzz when you meet a new person. You'll scare them away so fast it'll be hilarious, but still. If it's someone you actually want to get to know, don't drink too much.

By all means, if you want to drink, then drink up. But don't sit there and expect to be the best person ever if you're going off being Creepy McWeird-fuck.

Awkward picture of the day!