Fire Drills.....

As some of you readers know, I have a job as a substitute teacher. And anything can happen as a substitute teacher. I've had things from a kid literally running into another kid's fist to learning a new dance called the "Cat's Daddy."

Today, the school I was at decided to be ambitious and have two fire drills in one day. The first one went okay. No problems. The second one, however, was on a prep hour. I had gone downstairs to use the bathroom when I heard the sirens go off for the second drill. Blasting sirens and flashing lights all in the bathroom.

Unfortunately, this wasn't one of those times where you could just up, re-pants and go. Oh, no no no. I was still in the process when it all went out. When I was done, I flushed and tried to look for a way out.

Ever seen the inside of a school during a fire drill? For the longest time, I thought it just say empty as everyone stood outside awkwardly. Actually, what happens is that there are special walls that come out during the fire drill that block the hallway out. So I couldn't really walk out of the school to get out of the school. So until then, I stood awkwardly in the teacher's lounge.

When I heard the kids coming back in, I casually strolled out of the teacher's lounge, and walked with the kids to the classes like I was with them the whole time.

Moral of the story? Don't go poop when you know a fire drill is looming.

Awkward pic of the day!

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